Things have changed

August 22nd, 2010

We are in the age where a formula exists for motor shows in our country. Being a motoring journalist for several years now, I’ve come to know the formula well.

Patterned after the international motor shows, the first day is usually reserved for members of the media. This is logical–once the word gets out in newspapers, radio, news and the internet, the information will draw in people to the succeeding days. Almost all motor shows are held from a Thursday to a Sunday, and the trend is each day draws in more and more people. By noon of the last day it feels like all the car fans and those even mildly curious about automobiles have converged at the World Trade Center (WTC)–the usual event venue for big motor shows. On that day the WTC feels like a black hole.

For the ladies out there who don’t understand why men have to cram inside one roof when they can see most of these cars in showrooms, here’s an analogy: Imagine a 50% off sale in Forever 21, and there’s a fashion show at the same time showcasing future collections. That’s the closest I can think of.

Each carmaker presents its vehicles and concepts in different ways: concerts, dancers, children singing, or the old favorite–sleek models pulling behind a blanket to unveil their sponsor’s new baby. Then the event ends and the display models take over. These are women who are usually regulars in motor shows and are paid to smile and offer brochures to men who they normally wouldn’t look at in the real world.

But this year’s Philippine International Motor Show (PIMS) feels special for several reasons. There’s palpable change in the way it’s executed, an improvement over its past iterations. Here are the highlights of my observations:

1. It actually happened – For some time I was wondering if the PIMS would actually push through, especially after the economic slowdown last year. There were even rumors of internal politics, then again, what big and prosperous organization doesn’t have politics? But whatever the hurdles, the CAMPI members set the date and mounted the show. Whether it surpasses or falls short of the last PIMS, it’s already a success because it occurred.

2. The booths are better – As I looked around the pavilions, the raised stages, the video screens, and the ceiling collaterals, I had one thing on my mind–the carmakers have raised their game. For a second I thought I was seeing the Tokyo Motor Show, one of the biggest motor shows on the planet. There were revolving stages, mascots, dancers, gorgeous models (you have good taste, Nissan) and even some tigers during the first day.

3. More carmakers are joining – We here in Top Gear prefer to think of ourselves as a friend to all, we don’t pander to one group of carmakers or motor shows over another–we side with the whole motoring industry, and more importantly the readers and motorists we both serve. But it’s nice to see new members like CATS Motors with brands like Mercedes-Benz, Dodge, Chrysler and Jeep joining the fold. A unified auto industry fosters healthy and fair competition, and if a motoring organization can’t do that, what’s the point?

4. The car displays are well-spaced – Instead of trying to push every product in their lineup like before, the carmakers seem to have chosen a select few, dressed them up to let motorists see them in a new light, and presented them well. The result is the booths feel roomier, it’s easier to take pictures of the cars without waiting for an opening in the crowd, and there’s generally more space to ogle the new metal without limbs and feet constantly obstructing your view. More doesn’t always mean merrier, and it’s nice to see the car brands realizing that.

5. The car fans are as enthusiastic as ever – I was able to chat with a few of the Top Gear readers, and it wasn’t long before we were chatting like old friends. The passion for automobiles is a unique bond, and a motor show is one of the few venues where it is best seen. In these events I not only look at the new cars, I look at the faces of the crowd. I like seeing their beaming faces when they see the Mitsubishi Lancer rally car, the plush Hyundai Starex Grand Limousine, the massively luxurious Nissan Patrol Royale (with cheese), or the stunning Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG. It’s that spark in your eyes that we motoring journalists tap into when we write. Deep inside, most of us are just like you, car fans who get car-struck at the sight of a new car model. I believe it’s a connection that will stay with us as long as we live. People get tired of fads: badminton, Friendster, shawarma, Zagu, telenovelas (well, not really, but I’m hoping). I never met a former car nut who said he got tired of automobiles. Some do settle down and prioritize raising their kids and putting them through school, thus trading in the two-door weekend car for a Toyota Innova, and we salute these guys. But I still see them in motor shows, gazing at the Audi R8 longingly (or at the Suzuki booth girl in the schoolgirl outfit when the missus is not looking), caressing the Chevrolet Camaro (usually with their son who sees it as Bumblebee), and admiring the BMW 335i convertible. One word describes the look on their faces: ‘someday’. I know because I feel it, too.

8 great things about driving in Thailand

August 4th, 2010

When I was in Thailand to drive and shoot the new Ford Fiesta (click here to see this month’s Top Gear Philippines cover), I couldn’t help make comparisons between us and the Thais. Their weather is about the same, their cuisine is very tasty like ours, and they also have plenty of traffic in their capital.

The differences are also apparent. They’re a lot more advanced when it comes to infrastructure and transportation, the lifeblood of any growing economy. Based on what I saw, I would estimate Thailand to be halfway between our level of advancement (if you can call it that) and Japan’s level. That’s saying a lot.

It’s a bit sad because Thailand’s level of progress now is where we could have been if we elected better officials. I don’t see why we can’t have the same progress and growth the Thais are enjoying.

Driving and walking around Bangkok, I was able to notice several noteworthy differences between their country and ours. These are merely observations, but they also touch on serious matters that hinder our growth. Now that we have a new administration maybe we can dream of catching up with our neighbors again.

1. An airport skyway – From the airport, an elevated expressway leads to the capital city of Bangkok. This bypasses plenty of clogged urban areas and gives visitors a strong first impression of progress. All over the world, international airports are situated away from major urban centers for safety and convenience. Meanwhile, our airports are located in Pasay City, one of the busiest cities in Metro Manila. A good option is Ninoy Aquino International Airport Terminal 3 as it is located near a Skyway entry point, but that terminal also became a symbol of the greed attracted by high-profile government projects. Up to now it hasn’t reached its full potential when it is the one airport that even comes close to international standards.

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2. A modern train system – Around Bangkok, a train system similar to our Metro Rail Transit (MRT) and Light Rail Transit (LRT) systems shuttles commuters conveniently. But compared to the mosh-pit ambiance of our stations–with commuters lined up for kilometers in sweltering heat–the Bangkok stations are well-spaced and several machine kiosks handle the ticketing. The lines are short despite the influx of foot traffic, and it’s easy to understand the system even in a foreign language. We love our cars, but there really are times when it would be better to take the train. According to President Benigno Aquino III’s State of the Nation Address, the previous crooks administration intentionally kept prices low to temporarily placate the voting public, which resulted in long-term damage to the financial health of the MRT/LRT system. Let’s hope the Aquino administration can save the system in time.

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

3. Love for their leader – The last time we felt love for a leader was when the light of our nation passed away almost one year ago. The outpouring of support for her and what she believed in–combined with the general resentment towards the previous presidency–catapulted her son, Noynoy, all the way to the highest position in the land. We’ve only had a month to get used to the idea of having a leader who, at the very least, we don’t hate.

But the Thais love their king. It’s apparent in the billboards and pictures they erect of him in the airport and along the highways. It’s impossible to drive around and not see a picture of their king. I believe having an inspiring leader is a key to progress. It rallies citizens to a common cause; without a common cause people will just work towards their own personal motives without thinking of the greater national good. We have something worse, the so-called padrino or “bata-bata” system, a throwback to the days of vassalage where people render duty to a powerful person in exchange for patronage.

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4. Following traffic rules – At first I thought Bangkok vehicle traffic would be the same as ours: hectic, busy, and filled with rude motorists. True enough a bus swerved into my lane with total disregard for right of way–and while I was enjoying the Ford Fiesta’s nimble handling. I noticed differences, too. For one, the Thais follow their lanes. There was one intersection where I was going straight and the lane was empty, the lane beside mine that was exclusively turning right was chock-full of cars. In Manila it’s rare to see a full lane and an empty lane side by side. Some of the retards that pass themselves off as public utility vehicle drivers take up any free lane they see, exacerbating traffic severely. I learned that despite their busy traffic, Bangkok motorists still know how to follow traffic rules.

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5. Minimal traffic enforcer intervention – There was something else I noticed about Bangkok that wasn’t apparent at first glance–they have very few traffic enforcers. In fact, after five hours of driving I only saw two incidents of apprehension by traffic enforcers: one at the end of an expressway and one in the city itself. That’s it. Everywhere else, there were only road signs, street signs, and traffic lights.

It proved to me that when you have a disciplined motorist population that knows the rules and the real consequences of breaking those rules, there’s no need for traffic enforcers in every corner. It also minimizes the possibility for corruption.

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

6. Great street food – Maybe in the beginning it was just the novelty of eating authentic foreign food in a foreign land, but the quality and flavor of Thai street food vindicated themselves to me in the end. Partaking of street food is a way of bonding with a city, sampling not only its sights and sounds but also its tastes. We have great street food here. I remember a memorable instance where we drove to UP Diliman and ate isaw on an empty lot beside our cars. But what’s noticeable about Bangkok street food is the consistent quality, and the distinctly Thai characteristic they all have. In our streets, we now have waffles, Chinese noodles, and buy-one-take-one burgers with 1-millimeter thick patties. It’s nice to have variety, but it would be better if our street food were more exclusively Filipino (palamig, isaw, dirty ice cream, taho) and held up to better gastronomic standards. And it would be better if we didn’t have to know where the best street food was because everywhere, the taste and quality difference would be irrelevant.

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7. Letting animals be – In the Chonburi province where we stayed, there are plenty of wild dogs and wild monkeys that aren’t afraid to go near the vehicles. Monkeys even clamber aboard the cars and sit on the roof. In Subic there are some monkeys that can be seen on the road, but they stay there. To say that the Thai monkeys’ comfort level is a little disconcerting is like saying Mikey Arroyo made a bit of a fool of the party list process by claiming he represents tricycle drivers.

While scouting for locations Ford’s Anika Salceda and I hid inside the vehicle while the monkeys were traipsing on the roof. Outside, the wild dogs sat idly on the park benches if there were no people sitting. It was nice to see animals so comfortable with the civilian populace and no one was antagonizing each other.

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

TopGear.com.ph Blog: Head Over Wheels - Thailand Ruminations

8. Their taxis are gay – It seems sex change operations are not limited to people.

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Of course, there are some aspects in life, however seemingly minor, where Pinoys enjoy an advantage. For one thing, we have better taste when it comes to modifying cars. And more important, Filipino women are prettier (just check out our Traffic Stoppers by clicking here). Come to think of it, there are more pretty girls in our row here in the office than in the whole MBK mall when we were there.

Eager to read more about the Ford Fiesta? Grab a copy of Top Gear Philippines’ August 2010 issue now!

Cars that prove Jay-Z is the shit

July 9th, 2010

Sure, rappers and expensive cars go together like Kris Aquino and marital problems, but unlike the latter’s lovelife woes, you never get tired of watching videos of beautiful cars set to good music.

And among the rappers who’ve displayed their latest whips on MTV, the one hip hop star who has done it best is Jay-Z. As if being married to Beyoncé weren’t a blessing enough, the man also had good taste in what rides to show off.

Here are seven of his most memorable paeans to the automobile:

1. Show Me What You Got

Danica Patrick in a Pagani Zonda Roadster races Jay-Z and Dale Earnhardt, Jr., who are in a Ferrari F430 Spider, around the streets of Monaco. To a car nut, this is the definition of car porn.

2. Lost Ones

Rappers love their Maybachs. Diddy even gave his son one for the latter’s birthday--such a loving father. So it’s no surprise that Jay-Z would use one for his music videos. But he didn’t use just any exclusive Maybach for this video, he drove the one-off Maybach Exelero coupe worth around $8 million. Under the hood is the bi-turbo V12 inherited from the Maybach 57 S and it has a top speed of 351kph.

3. ’03 Bonnie and Clyde

Jay-Z and Beyoncé play a couple on the run from the law, and their getaway car is the beautiful Aston Martin V12 Vanquish. The two make being an outlaw look glamorous and cool. It’s either the car or Beyoncé’s Burberry bikini. She’s married now so we’ll take the car, thank you.

4. On To The Next One

Jay-Z sets aside the rump-shaking hos and shimmering bling and makes a darker video than we’re accustomed to. But that doesn’t mean he held back on his car fixation here. The all-new Jaguar XJ is lovingly caressed by lingering camera angles in this single from Jay-Z’s latest album, The Blueprint IIII.

5. Money Ain’t A Thang

With an opening that goes, “In the Ferrari or Jaguar switchin four lanes/With the top down screamin’ out/Money ain’t a thang,” you can feel the promise of sports cars in this video. True enough, a Bentley Continental, Range Rover, Porsche 911 Carrera and a Ferrari F355 make an appearance. Wait for the second half when Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri race their Italian and German supercars and the police chase them.

6. Blue Magic

Jay-Z and Pharrell cruise around town in classic luxury, a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith and a Rolls-Royce Corniche II respectively. It’s refreshing that they don’t automatically opt for the latest cars and go old school sometimes.

7. IZZO (H.O.V.A.)

It looks like a Mercedes-Benz commercial, with the convoy of S-Classes and Jay-Z in the middle riding a G-Class (like I said, the man has taste), but videos like this are also a fantasy. When you see the star sitting in the Benz with flags on its hood, you want to be that person in the middle of the convoy. And notice there are no wang-wangs? This shows that you can be a VIP without being an asshole on the road.

I think I want to be reincarnated as a rapper. Din-z? D to the inzo?

My favorite SUV of all time

July 4th, 2010

The suffix “of all time” (OAT) is a very heavy phrase. It carries with it a finality that no matter what arrives in the coming years, decades, and centuries, whatever comes before OAT is the absolute best. (If OAT becomes an accepted acronym like RTFM or FTW, I don’t expect recognition, I’ll just be happy I coined it.)

The tendency of mass media to hype things has given way to many liberties. Lists have come out claiming to be the definitive rundown of things we relate to: The Greatest Songs of All Time, The Best Albums, Greatest Guitar Riffs, Best Sci-Fi Movies, Top Sitcoms, and so on.

The motoring media is also part of this OAT bandwagon. We’ve seen lists like Top Supercars of All Time, Best Car Chases, even a Top Cars for Gay Men (but only for 2010). People love lists, and adding OAT at the end only makes the list more appealing, even if we just want to know if we agree with what is written.

We in Top Gear don’t suffer from the need to sensationalize our topics just for the sake of more hits and views. Our topics can stand on their own. That’s why I won’t make a list of my Favorite SUVs of All Time. I’ll just name one--the Mercedes-Benz G-Class.

Here’s a list of why it’s the best SUV in my opinion.

1. The shape is a classic. Ever since it was released in 1979, the basic boxy body is the same. It spits in the face of aerodynamics, and tells coefficient of drag that it doesn’t give a damn. This means the G-Class will never go out of style.

2. It was conceived as a military vehicle, before eventually being sold to civilians. Very similar to the histories of Jeep and Hummer. This means the chassis is military-grade, which means it might survive Manila potholes.

3. It has three locking differentials. To off-roaders like associate off-road editor Beeboy Bargas, the level of excitement this generates is the equivalent of putting FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World Angel Locsin on the hood of the G-Class wearing nothing but a thong and a smile. So yeah, it’s serious 4x4 stuff.

4. It’s not flashy, not in the Hummer H2 or Cadillac Escalade way. If people who don’t know what it is see it on the street, they will think it’s an old Benz, which, in a way, it is. But it has presence despite not calling attention to itself, and that’s what I really like about it. Plus, people who want to be noticed won’t buy it; No one will look at my G-Class and say “Oh Piolo has that.” On an entirely unrelated note, that means I don’t have to doubt the G-Class’s masculinity.


5. The Hamster agrees with me.

6. It’s macho rugged on the outside, and it has classic luxury on the inside.

7. You can take it on a night out, and it won’t look out of place.

8. It looks good even when dirty.

9. It’s not afraid to ford floods.

10. One can easily stare down tricycles with the G-Class.

7 cool cars for cool dads

June 17th, 2010

When I was growing up, I recall that my cousin Dylan was one of the coolest kuyas I had. He was funny, had good taste in clothes (he was a bit brand-conscious, but it was the 1980s), and he always looked younger than his actual age. And while I wouldn’t call him a certified car nut, he knew a lot more than the average Juan when it came to machines on four wheels.

After he got married, he purchased a Toyota Revo. It was a very capable vehicle, but I chided him for getting a daddy car. He just grinned and acknowledged that he has other priorities now. When he upgraded to a Honda CR-V, I thought he finally decided to get a more hip ride, until I found out he got the automatic transmission variant.

I like fatherhood. I grew up with a kind and forgiving dad. I also understand there are new responsibilities and commitments that come with it. The sporty two-seater might have to go and be replaced by something with a more practical purpose. But it doesn’t have to be vanilla compact SUVs or minivans.

Here are some cars for dad that can be used by a family of at least four but can still make him feel like a teenager with a new driver’s license. Read the rest of this entry »

How to know if you’re spoiled

June 2nd, 2010

I recall one chat I had with some classmates during a break back in college. We saw a batchmate of ours driving a then current generation Mitsubishi Pajero, and we thought it was too much for a freshman like us to be driving such a big expensive car. At that time my classmates’ college cars were Corollas, Liteaces, Lancers, and Civics. Back then I didn’t bring a car to school because we only had one car in our family, and it was being used by my parents. I was only able to drive to school when my folks were out of the country.

A few months ago I attended the car show of the Atenean Car Enthusiasts club. I was introduced to one of their members, and he showed me his spanking new Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG (click this link for the car review), a car that–according to our Buyer’s Guide–set his dad back P7.280 million. (I think the term ’set back’ is inappropriate though; I doubt if that amount even made a serious dent in his dad’s checking account.)

Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG

Photo from Mercedes-Benz

I wasn’t sure what to say to the kid. Despite his impressive car, I didn’t feel impressed; I just felt there was something wrong with this picture. All I could wish Benz boy was that he better have good grades. He replied that they weren’t really high, but now he had to study harder to be deserving of his college ride. So he got the reward before the hard work. That was a new concept.

I asked myself if I was just envious. Who didn’t want a college car with 457 horses under the hood? But I wasn’t envious, I was just incredulous. In the end I just felt it was too much for a college student to own a car that costs as much as a fancy condominium. It’s not about whether the parents can afford it or not; it just sends the wrong message that it’s easy to get super expensive items without working for it.

I recall our interview with our big boss, JG Summit president Lance Gokongwei, last year. Vernon and I asked him if he will give his son a college car when he grows up. He immediately said no. When his son grows up and earns money the kid can buy a car of his own–this coming from a man who can afford to give his son a different colored Benz for each day of the week.

The new school year is about to begin, and by now parents are visiting showrooms to check out a suitable college car for their kids. To the lucky students who are getting a brand new ride, here are some signs you may be getting a college car that’s way more than you deserve.

1. It costs as much as prime real estate.
2. It’s brand new and it bears the logo of Audi, BMW, Jaguar, Land Rover, Lexus, Mercedes-Benz, Mini, Porsche, and Volvo.
3. The price is in the seven-digit region.
4. The engine runs on gasoline and is turbocharged.
5. Your car is a lot more expensive than all your professors’ cars combined.
6. People ask you what business you own.
7. People ask why you’re driving your dad’s car.
8. Your car was bought in the gray market. (The logic behind this is most gray market cars are expensive models not available in our market.)
9. Your car’s sound system is made by a high-end audio brand.

So, what was your college car?

10 tips for winning in car shows

May 19th, 2010

An interesting side occupation to being a motoring journalist is being invited to judge car shows. I didn’t expect to be doing this when I signed up for the job. At first I was hesitant because despite the knowledge I have about cars, I wasn’t sure what the qualifications were to judge and assess other cars. I felt there was surely to be bias on my personal taste.

During my first judging stint at a Bumper to Bumper car show years ago, I compared notes with the other judges, just to see if my idea of a show-winning car was on the same page as theirs. The other judges were a lot older than I am, one even part-owned a famous restoration shop. I was relieved when the cars I gave high scores to were also given similar marks by my fellow arbiters.

Since then I’ve been more confident in judging cars. After being exposed to hundreds of cars in car shows, seeing the really good cars in contrast to the seriously awful cars gave me a better idea of the factors that distinguish them.

So here’s what I’ve learned so far. Be warned, some of these suggestions are based on my personal preferences. These tips are not guaranteed to help your project car bag a prize, but I’m sure they won’t hurt. But I’ll give you my best advice right now: Don’t try to make a winning car, just build the car that you want, the best way you know how–history will take care of the rest. Read the rest of this entry »

10 things I want from our next leaders

May 8th, 2010

They say that elections are the only time in the country where the distribution of wealth is equalized. It’s a funny thought, but once it sinks in there’s a bitter aftertaste that follows. Because once the election’s over we get the short end of the stick again.

One thing’s for sure, election season is certainly a very colorful time. As seats of power and wealth become up for grabs, it creates a vacuum that leads to jostling, positioning, and campaigning. The analogy of a circus descending on us becomes an apt analogy as candidates make clowns of themselves (click this link to view a few examples) just to be remembered by voters with short attention spans.

I won’t just say who I’ll vote for, but I’ll come out and say that I won’t shade the circle of a smarmy douchebag whose political career is riddled with anomalous dealings.

I made a list of the things I want from the next leaders who will occupy the positions we vote them into. It’s not a wish list of impossibilities like subway systems and creating a tax for jejemons, it’s a more practical listing, but I still wish it will come true.

So before we all vote on Monday, here’s a list of something I believe a candidate has to live up to. And let’s all pray to God the Comelec doesn’t screw this up for us.

1.    Roads and infrastructure projects that are 100 percent kickback-free – Our cars depreciate faster than countries with good roads because of the pockmarked streets we have. I believe in the competency of engineers, I bet the streets would last longer if every peso budgeted for them actually went into building them.

2.    Don’t play with the road signs – When Bayani Fernando stepped down as MMDA head, all the pink signs he put up were replaced by green signs. These are supposedly for a more environmental thrust, the fact that administration candidate Gilbert Teodoro’s campaign color is green is just a magical coincidence. Now I have nothing against Bigo, I mean Gibo. I think he’s a very qualified candidate, albeit tainted by being associated with Arroyo Baggins. What I don’t like is the traffic signs being changed with each MMDA chairman. They tolerated Bayani’s pink obsession when he was on the administration’s side, but now they can’t stand it because he’s against them now? These are traffic signs not campaign materials, leave them alone.

3.    Professionalize traffic enforcers – Pick them right, teach them the laws, have them enforce the laws without bias, and pay them enough to be able to resist bribes better. That’s it.

4.    Enforce a real driver’s test – The behavior of a lot of cars and especially public utility vehicles on the road belie the existence of rational and logical thinking in those behind their wheels. I’ve said this before: make the driver’s test real, not a formality. If they flunk, have them study and take it again.

5.    Remove security escorts – If memory serves me right, the only public officials allowed to have security escorts are the President, Vice President, Senate President, and Speaker of the House. That’s only four motorcades. So how come we see so many blinking cars with escorts on the road? And they’re not exactly the most polite either. The big SUV escorts practically force motorists to one side to make way for the VIPs. It’s not my idea of a public servant. This unofficial privilege of bullying their way to traffic promotes the idea that they’re above us, and insulates them from the hassle of dealing with metro gridlock. How can they relate to our problems if they’re exempted from it? I wish I could see who’s behind the tinted windows of the expensive vehicles being escorted, so that I know who NOT to vote for.

6.    Make car registration every three years – It’s already being done for new cars, why not make it retroactive? Even if we pay more by lumping three years of fees into one registration, it adds convenience by making us return only every three years.

7.    Curb smuggling – Our local car industry is resilient. It managed to grow last year despite a worldwide recession. Yet, every time smugglers bring in cars and don’t pay taxes, it hurts the local car industry and the government; carmakers are deprived of rightful income, the government is deprived of tax revenue. It also creates an unfair playing field. They say the reason smuggling can’t be stamped out is because the protector is very high up, and despite frequent visits to the hospital it seems even the devil doesn’t want to take him. The car industry gives so much revenue to the government, but I can’t think of an active government initiative to protect and nurture the industry. We need a leader who thinks of the industry’s welfare.

8.    Ban putting names on anything – To those who put their faces and names on government projects like lamp posts, basketball courts, and street renovations, let me get this straight. You’re doing your job by building improvements in my community, using my tax money, and you want us to be grateful for it?? Do you know what temerity means?

9.    Prevent Ondoy from happening again – I know this is akin to preventing an Act of God, and I’m not trying to place blame on a specific entity. But I want a leader who learned from this ordeal that we, our friends and loved ones went through, and take steps to avert this catastrophe. I don’t know how specifically, but I’m not running for public office.

10.    Be honest to us – We don’t expect you to be a savior, we don’t expect you to eradicate poverty (anyone who promises that is a loon), we don’t expect you to be the solution to decades of accumulated woes. After a president who pretended he was for the masses, and a president who was never voted into office, the bar is set pretty low. All we ask, for a start, is you be honest and transparent. We know you’ll make mistakes, we know your resolve will falter, but never use convenient lies in lieu of difficult admissions. We’ll know if you’re lying, years of being lied to have made us familiar with the concept. Trust us, and we’ll trust you.

45 reasons not to beat a red light

May 4th, 2010

There are good reasons for driving at late at night. First off, the air is cooler. During the day, the blistering heat will laugh at your car tint and force you to max your car’s air conditioner just to stay sane.

Another good reason for driving late at night is that there are lesser cars. When I say late, I mean past midnight. The volume of cars ebbs and flows in surprising ways in our metro. Sometimes when I’m on EDSA at 11:00pm I find myself caught in bumper-to-bumper traffic. But past midnight it’s usually just taxi cabs looking for call center agents and night owls on their way home after a nightcap.

The intersections are empty, and you find yourself alone at crossings, waiting for nonexistent cars to pass. Be honest, have you ever felt the temptation to run the red light?

I haven’t. Other than the very hard-working traffic enforcers who stay late at night just for beer money to render public service, I know who I share the road with. I know that there are a lot among us who are responsible and intelligent motorists.

But then there’s the flip side, drivers who are allergic to empty space, and who want to fill up every inch of free road with their car. To these people, on a deserted intersection the red light is like a red flag being waved by a matador–and they are the bull. Read the rest of this entry »

8 memorable road trip movies (Part 2)

March 31st, 2010

The countdown continues. This time, it gets more personal as movies with more substance find their way on my list. Find these movies on DVD, close the blinds, place the discs in your DVD player and discover these magical cinema journeys all over again. It’s one of the best ways to beat the summer heat. Read the rest of this entry »

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