If cars did Internet dating, the Ferrari 812 Superfast and the Aston Martin DBS Superleggera would be swiping right hard enough to crack a phone screen. They come from similarly aristocratic backgrounds, have similar outlooks on life, and even enjoy similar hobbies—hobbies that center around being head-swivel noisy, making people stare, and accelerating fast enough to edit distance in a jump-cut. A short film featuring painfully compressed vertebrae and anime-wide eyes. High-end? Both cost more than normal people can afford to spend on something they can’t live in.
If you want to be less metaphorical about it, both have front-midship V12s, both have horsepower figures that start with a seven, although the 812’s number is dangerously close to starting with an eight. Both are two-door grand tourers, both weigh between 1,600kg and 1,700kg. Both have a top speed of 340kph, and both manage to get to 160kph in less time than a hot hatch gets to 100...
The same, then? Not at all. But this, it seems, is a story of context rather than lap times, so we had better start with some. The Aston is essentially a development of the DB11 V12, one beefed up with a host of new bits and an improvement of the 5.2-liter twin-turbo V12 to give 715hp and 898Nm of torque. The Superleggera bit hints at the generous use of carbon fiber to give a 72kg weight saving over a similar V12 DB11, and there’s a stronger eight-speed ZF auto ’box to cope with the extra power and torque, with more sporting—that is, shorter—ratios. The suspension is lower (by 5mm), and there’s new digital brainwashing for the Skyhook adaptive suspension as well as quite a few changes to the bodywork to create a car that stops passersby in their tracks. In fact, it renders most people incapable of speech, limiting them to appreciative grunts and soft, fond swearing. It’s also big, wide, and low, guttural and meaty.