Walang forever. As the great sage Adele Laurie Blue Adkins once said, “Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.” We’re sure you know the feeling—or can at least pretend to while driving by your lonesome on a drizzly day—so if you’re thinking it’s time to let go and grow apart, allow us to help you with this handy-dandy guide to possible breakup spots in the metro.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for your feelings. Whether you want to take advice from a random Internet article or not is entirely up to you. With that said, we suggest playing some Adele in the background, taking out some tissues, and really, really thinking about your life choices.
Here are 10 spots in the Metro for when it’s time to part ways:
Not to tarnish the premier state university’s reputation or anything, but it’s common knowledge that the Sunken Garden in UP Diliman has been witness to more than just, well, academic learning. If you and your significant other are one of the lucky few who are emotionally mature enough to handle a split, and you both believe it’s best to each go your own way, we suggest a heart-to-heart under the cool shade of a tree at the Sunken Garden. Try to time it during the magic hour for a golden touch to your muni-muni moment after the talk.
This is a high-stakes scenario, so having it in a bookstore-slash-café will definitely help take off the edge. Not only will delicadeza force you to keep things on the down-low, but to be honest, who can be stressed in such a place? Press is a small and intimate setting (not a word you want to be associated with a breakup, but hear us out) where you and your soon-to-be-not-significant-other can quietly end things, then maybe even talk about your (separate) futures together over a good meal and great reads.
Probably one of the biggest lies we tell ourselves-right after “I’ll wake up early tomorrow to do it”is that we can be friends with our exes. Put the theory to the test with your soon-to-be-past-lover by breaking up before a screening! The Director’s Club Cinemas at The Podium have plush, reclining seats with enough space between the two of you so you can hide your crying, plus unlimited popcorn and soda! Prices start at P400—for a ticket to the screening, not the breakup.
If you’re aiming for a split worthy of an award-winning indie film, then you have to get the setting just right. The National Museum of Fine Arts is a strong contender. Walk quietly hand in hand amid the art and the grand halls of this centuries-old building, and maybe even have your last tearjerking, heart-wrenching goodbye hug—it’s a family place—with an important piece of history as background. The only downside to this is how you’re both going to head out after, so be sure you each have a means of transportation ready.
This one’s great if one of the things you and your soon-to-be-ex have in common is a flair for drama. Any open area would be good, but the sprawling space in Central Square in BGC makes for an extra-nice location with extra potential for being filmed. Depending on how dramatic you guys want to be, you can go from a soft and quiet talk with a bit of crying to an all-out screaming fest (we won’t judge if that’s your thing).
Okay, just because this is going to hurt a whole lot doesn’t mean you can’t at least inject some #aesthetic into the experience. Plus, Pinto Art Museum just opened a new section full of interesting art pieces that might even warrant a discussion—you know, aside from you guys talking about breaking up. You can set the scene and unload all your feelings at the same time. Don’t forget to bring your own cars or have your own commute route; otherwise, that’s going to be one heck of an awkward trip back home.
If your entire relationship has just been the two of you playing each other, then end it the same way! At Grid X Griddle, you can choose between a more serious dining-slash-playing area with chairs and a table, or an area with low tables and cushions for seating, which means you can decide the seriousness of your breakup talk, too. Have fun one last time before splitting ways (not innuendo, we swear!). Also, we don’t know who needs to hear this, but if it’s toxic, then it’s best to end it ASAP—sans board games or whatever.
This is probably the worst idea on a long list of bad ideas, but here we go. If you and your future ex are into the club scene, then you could decide to go out here—just not together anymore. Bad Decisions Wednesday happens every, well, Wednesday, so if you’re in it to (not) win it, this could be a good-slash-bad choice. Party it out to great music, food, and drinks with a whole lot of new people—just be sure to cut things off cleanly and preferably with closure before you go all in!
Up the breakup game by doing it on the Pasig River. It’s not at all practical, nor does it make sense, but damn, would it make for a great story. Let’s set the scene: It’s sunset and the ferry is gliding along a picturesque stretch of Pasig River; it’s just the two of you (ideally, plus the ferry personnel), and you both lay your hearts bare before splitting ways at the next port. There might be some screaming, definitely a few tears, but hopefully zero people ending up in the river.
Angry breakup sex isn’t the only way to break a sweat in this context. Get some real exercise by having the goodbye talk at a workout place, and not just any gym. At Pretty Big Obstacles, you can go full parkour mode. Rid yourselves of all that excess energy (read: pent-up emotions) by getting through monkey bars, high walls, and other obstacles, and maybe you’ll both leave the place and the relationship feeling a little bit lighter.
NOTE: This article first appeared on Spot.ph. Minor edits have been made.